I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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