im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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