Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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