sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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