No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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