I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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