Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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