Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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