Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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