worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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