Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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