Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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