Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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