im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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