ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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