i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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