bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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