I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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