Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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