when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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