four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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