Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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