i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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