I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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