A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
being pregnant is like rehab
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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