She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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