sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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