Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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