I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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