Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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