He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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