yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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