thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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