She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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