my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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