Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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