after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
tell me about the fingering
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