Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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