Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just had sex on a roof
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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