Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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