Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
