If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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