She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize