nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize