dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Randomize
