yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize