Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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