where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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