you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
