I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Oh god it's open bar.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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