I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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