I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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