tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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