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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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