i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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