Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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